'What did i always tell you Jose?' im yelling at the cowering young man in the office. 'Im sorry Benny..Boss' he returns, a crack in his voice and a trickle of blood running from his nose.

I may or may not have just hit him in the face with a riot glove. My chins jiggle when i laugh at him. ' You do not shit where you eat. Remember Jose? i dont care if they offer, you work for me! and you do NOT sleep with my girls!' My fat face is red and i look on the verge of a heart attack but that doesnt stop me from throwing another ham fisted punch into the boys jaw.

This one actually knocks him flat. Jose makes an odd, animal noise as he pulls a pair of molars from his bleeding mouth. I decide to show a little mercy to the border jumping crapbag. ' Now listen to me you little spic... I ever see you in this city again ill be wearing your balls as a necklace. Do not Fuck with me. '

Jose has seen me do worse to people and knows now is his chance to get away. like a frightened animal he makes an all fours beeline out the door of the office.

I watch him high tail it into the night as i peel off the glove from my heavy hand. Once im sure hes gone i go out to the parkinglot and hang a small sign right under Vacancy.

'Help Wanted.'

I waddle my way back inside scrubbing at an odd spot of blood on my jacket and make sure to pick up the two molars from the floor. wouldnt want anyone to end up slipping....