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| Author : | Topic: Auditions are now open for the Fruit Loots | Bottom |
| Radiation admin Posts : 4024 Intelligence was not working, not with me, not with the world. So it was time to try the other thing... ![]() |
'Your fuckin right i want one!' Orphen yells. 'can Nikki join us, she looks like the toad licking type..' Orphen says like its something dirty. Teasing of course... | |||
| Remember: That which does not kill you was simply not permitted to do so for the purposes of the plot. |
| Nikki Bard Posts : 335 |
Nikki chuckles. "Well, for a tree-hugging hippie type like myself, I'm sure toad-licking will be an enlightening experience." She winks at the boys. "I'll take one. And I'll share the vodka to wash it down with." |
| Sean Verdray Posts : 199 even if you win the rat race, your still a goddamn rat. ![]() |
Sean smiles hugely "Of course ill share, just let me go wrangle up a few of the little devils, if im not back in five minutes.....just wait longer." He skips down the stairs to find his frog cage, seeing them all over the downstairs apartment he realizes he DID forget to shut the bathroom door and he must collect them before they escape to the upper level. From the upstairs they will here him running around all over the apartment catching the twenty five toads that he somehow aquired. It takes him about fifteen minutes before he comes back up the stairs with a toad in each hand and one with its legs sticking out of his mouth, through the toad he says, " ey aww ard oo eet" He places the other two on the floor and spits his into his hands, "Catch them quickly!" He yells as they start hopping away. |
| Nikki Bard Posts : 335 |
"Oh shit!" Nikki cackles with glee as she chases a toad across the club, her bottle of vodka in one hand. "Come here, you little fucker!" ((2008-08-06 10:25:09 Nikki rolls 6 dice to Catch a damn toad 3,10,6,5,1, 1 (failure))) "Dammit! Get back here!" Nikki has probably chased the toad halfway around the club. This time, she puts down the vodka on a nearby table. ((2008-08-06 10:27:39 Nikki rolls 6 dice to Catch a damn toad 6,9,7,8,9, 9 (6 successes))) "Ah ha!" Nikki crows, holding up the toad in triumph. "Gotcha!" She clutches the toad tightly and comes back to where Sean and Orphen are hanging out. |
| Radiation admin Posts : 4024 Intelligence was not working, not with me, not with the world. So it was time to try the other thing... ![]() |
2008-08-07 15:21:07 Radiation rolls 5 dice to Orphen catch the toad! 6,9,8,6,1 (3 successes) ---------------------------------------------------- Orphen catches toads with flare. He chases after the thing and waits... when it hops, orphen jumps; like a dog catching a frisbee he leaps with open mouth and snags the flying toad out of the air. He rolls and comes up with hands in the air, like he just made a beautiful touchdown catch... the toads legs kicking wildly out of his mouth. | |||
| Remember: That which does not kill you was simply not permitted to do so for the purposes of the plot. |
| Sean Verdray Posts : 199 even if you win the rat race, your still a goddamn rat. ![]() |
Sean jumps putting his hands in the air as orphen does his trick, "OOOOO, Orphen, still has mad toad skills!" He says holding the toad out of his mouth as he licks its back. |
| Nikki Bard Posts : 335 |
Nikki opens her mouth, sticks her tongue out, and gives the back of that toad a big ole lick. "Christ that's foul!" she says, taking a swig of vodka after it, then licking the toad some more, then more vodka, toad, vodka, toad, vodka... |
| Sean Verdray Posts : 199 even if you win the rat race, your still a goddamn rat. ![]() |
Sean watches nikki lick the toad a few times, "Thats enough!, your gonna kill him!, and trip sack!" Sean licks his toad one more time pets it on the hed and places it in his pocket. "We need to take good care of these little devils, keep them around and comfortable for a while." He smiles at both of them, Before pulling a small half of a joint out of his elastic waist band of his boxers, He lights it up and hits it a few times stareing at both of them. |
| Radiation admin Posts : 4024 Intelligence was not working, not with me, not with the world. So it was time to try the other thing... ![]() |
Orphen seems to be pillaging lala land after sucking on the entire toad for a minute or so. Hes currently laid out on the floor with the Toad sitting on his head looking violated... 'We should so turn on all the club lights....' He says lazily. | |||
| Remember: That which does not kill you was simply not permitted to do so for the purposes of the plot. |
| Joey Ustler Posts : 37 I'm so scary they call me 'Joey Terrifying'. Did'ja know that? No you didn't, I wuz Lyin'. ![]() |
{{Crackhead-edit: This was the wrong thread}} Joey comes stumbling in like some kind of drugged-up, thug-version of Kramer from Seinfeld. Looks around at the mostly empty club and says "MAN I KNeW IT WUZ a ReAsoN I AiN'T HAFTA' PAY NO COVER!!! FUCK!!" Then he promptly turns around and leaves the same way he entered. --Last edited by Joey Ustler on 2008-08-09 09:01:52 -- | |||
| all day, car jacks GET OUT THE VAN! as soon as they step out, i pop 'em anyway "BLAMMM!" i rob liquor stores with a lil .22 hold i know its nothing but its somethin' when its bustin' at your nose. |
| Nikki Bard Posts : 335 |
Nikki puts the toad down gently and pats it on the back as she first sits, then lies down on the floor, looking at the ceiling. "Yeah...the lights," she says spacily, "more colors, and fewer lemurs would be good too." |
| Sean Verdray Posts : 199 even if you win the rat race, your still a goddamn rat. ![]() |
sean drops down to his back also, Rubbing the floor as he lays on it, "Lights arent even neccesary man, humans were fine without them for what...one hundered million years?...Fuck lights man!, who needs 'em?" |
| Radiation admin Posts : 4024 Intelligence was not working, not with me, not with the world. So it was time to try the other thing... ![]() |
Orphen will tear his eyes away from watching his hands float against the backdrop of the ceiling to say; 'Hey Nikki i think your Band is gonna be a raging success in this town...' | |||
| Remember: That which does not kill you was simply not permitted to do so for the purposes of the plot. |
| Nikki Bard Posts : 335 |
Nikki will interrupt her mumbling about...what the fuck is a Ratatosk? And look over at Orphen. "Dude, your hair, it's like...so cosmic. I can see stars. And yeah, my band will rule if I can find a guitarist and a drummer. I put fliers eeeeverywhere. All I've got now is stars, toads turning into flowers and Sean." |
| Sean Verdray Posts : 199 even if you win the rat race, your still a goddamn rat. ![]() |
Sean rolls over "it would be wicked funny man, if like, some dude came in, and was all like i wanna play guitar, and you were all like im too busy lickin kermit man," He laughs, "That would be super funny man." |
| Nikki Bard Posts : 335 |
"That would be pretty awesome," Nikki says, lifting up strands of her hair and staring at it as it falls. "Say, you can't audition until you lick this toad. Now lick it! Then play your guitar." |
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