- Breaking News -

You see the reporters jumbling papers on their desks.

"Yes it would appear that there is some sort of disturbance at the Bus Station downtown. Initial eyewitness reports have said there was some sort of bear that attacked an individual in the bus station just minutes ago. Some reports suggest it was a circus bear being transferred by a man of Romanian descent. The entire scene has been secured and Animal Control is currently on the scene looking for the owner or the escaped bear, anyone with information about the man is asked to call Sanfield's finest. We will be bringing you more to this bizarre tale during our report this evening..."