The dramatic and all too catchy jingle for the news ends with Sanfields finest reporting team seated at their desk.

Blondie the newscaster speaks up first.

'Tonight is the alst night to see the Great Pumpkin! The miracle in the sculpture garden will be carted away tommoro morning.'

She announces while some canned footage of children climbing on the massive pumpkin plays behind her head. As the clip ends things become more serious. The greying man speaks up, after clearing his throat in authoritative fashion.

'Police still have no leads into the identity of the woman who murdered a shopkeeper and robbed the financially struggling Sanfield Diamond Exchange.'

The picture of Kara, in her scarf and sunglasses is shown again, along with the picture of her car.

'It has been determined that most of the stolen stones were fake and that the real ones have laser inscribed serial numbers. Jewlers across the country have been notified.'

Theg reying man finishes his threat and shuffles papers. Blondie picks up with a horrible segue.

'Speaking of notified. Busses ran late all day today after a man inexplicably exploded in the terminal.'

Cut to a video showing scorched floors and a small crater where a well known bum used to rest.

'Witnesses say he was talking to himself and playing with a small item before the blast occured. Noone else was injured but the man was pronounced dead at the scene...'

The news breaks to commercial, three new commercials for 'Freecreditreport.com' all played one after another with everyones favorite lip synching, bike riding, guitar playing, cant-stop-smiling kid in all sorts of wacky situations. Isnt bad credit funny? maybe you should have checked yours first! Loser!

A picture of a local preacher, Desmond Quade takes up the top corner of the screen as the greying man once again takes over.

'Another man of the cloth has been found murdered in our city. Police recently identified Reverend Desmond Quade who was found in a local park with his throat cut and body doused with bleach. Police are investigating but will not say there is a serial killer in our midst... anyone with information is asked to contact our tip line to speak with an officer.'

The number for the tip line flashes on the bottom of the screen.

'Services for the Reverend will be held at the Saint Pauls Cathedral on sunday afternoon. His family has set up a memorial fund to rebuild his church that suffered a bombing. Anyone who wishes to donate may do so by calling the number 555-8762.'