The day after Halloween has the news FULL of horrible things that happened that night. The newscrew scrambles to fit it all in their allotted time.

The pre-recorded scene opens to Blondie standing on a subway platform next to a train that looks like a tank fired a high explosive shell through the side... twice.

'Reports are sketchy at this point but witnesses say something smashed through a firedoor on this very platform and attacked the trains.'

A little boy in the small crowd behind Blondie keeps yelling:

'It was the Incredible Hulk Mom! I knew he was real! I saw him!'

Blondie continues as the camera pans over the ruined train behind her.

'Witnesses say a large, ape-like man and a skeletal, witch-like woman crashed through the side of the train as it left the station. One person was killed when he was allegedly thrown like a football at one of the combatants.'

Blondie has a look on her face like she expects to be fired after reporting this.

'This super-violent halloween prank continued through the wall of the subway tunnel into an old automotive factory down the line. From there the downtown streets were clogged when a bus, a mini-cooper and a taxicab were somehow involved and crushed...'

Blondie shrugs at the camera as if she doesnt believe what shes saying. The picture changes to a feed of the street above. The view pans over the crushed cars and strange craters up to the collapsed and ruined remains of the Craftilea store.

'Witnesses on the street dont seem to know exactly what happened but it would appear the struggling buisness now in ruins behind me exploded and may have been the cause for all the mayhem up here. Police will be investigating...'