Ah the suburbs. White picket fences, SUV's, two car garages, black shutters, a dog and 2.5 kids. This is where you retire to prepare for retirement. To outsiders its a maze of conformity. to insiders its a safe haven of neighborhood watches, church groups and daycare providers. The one reason youd come here if you arent living here is probably the mall. Which is like any other mall in this country; crowded with obnoxious white gangsters and slutty highschool girls.
But hey, at least noone gets mugged around here.