It is easy to find the parties in town if you know the right people to call.  Fortunately I do.  With a couple quick calls I find out where the girls are spending the evening, rarely out on the town they always choose someone's house instead.  Perfect planning really.

I make my way into the heights.  All of these people are so wrapped up in their own lives they hardly notice anyone elses.  Of course they love the way having me included adds to their little gatherings.  They are always impressed by the way I can match to almost any historical theme they choose with near perfect accuracy.  But not one of them has wondered where I am before or after the parties.  Oh sure there has been the typical small talk about what I do for a living, if I have any family, why I am not harrassing all the eligble bachelors in town, but they don't really care.  They truly only care about themselves.  I am just a nice accesory.  It would be annoying if it didn't serve a purpose.

Drinks, there are always lots of drinks.  The ladies drink, the guys drink, the only people not drinking are the service staff.  I have to watch them.  They can get in the way without even meaning to just in trying to make sure all the guests are content.  After a couple hours most of the girls are too drunk to even remember what is happening and the men are trying to coax them into doing all sorts of things.  This is my time.

It is easy to sneak one of them away.  They come with me willingly.  Being the star of every party gives you easy access to the others.  I choose for the evening, make my way upstairs and drink.  Not too much, don't want to over do it.  Just enough to regain that extra edge.  Then a little more to drink (for her, not me).  Lie her down for a gentle nap in a soft bed and back down to the party for a few more minutes, and then off for the night.  The next morning the dear will have a bit of a hang over.  May even wonder why I took her upstairs (though I doubt she will remember even that part happening).  She defintely won't remember the rest, I made sure of that with her last drink.  Ahh, I love parties!