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 RedShirtArmy
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 RedShirtArmy
  Posted 02/05/2008 07:36:34 PM
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Father Hues begins his sermon usually with church news his congregation may have missed over the weekend.  Youth group bake sale dates, church activities, normal stuff mostly.  He also adds in a note of warning to his congregation to be careful at night, even asking if anyone had information on the vandalism that happened a few weeks ago.  After mass, he typically stays at the church, doing accounting or listening to confessions.

 "On behalf of all the redshirts that fell before me, it makes me proud to say the following sentence... I'm the only one who brought a gun." - Robot Chicken
 Flan
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 Murphy Flannigan
 Flan
  Posted 13/05/2008 01:49:26 PM
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 After mass I will wait in line for the confession bow pensively. After a small bit, I enter, closing the curtain behind me. I get upon my knees as I hear the small resess opening,"Forgive me father for I have cinned. It 'as been two months since me last confession. I 'ave commited adulterous thoughts, have helped murderers, and have engaged in sodomous acts. I truly repent me ways and shall try, wit the holy muther a'god's good graces, to no longer folla me wicked ways, I repent all thit I 'ave done in my savier, Christ." He hears the father on the other side, no point in ananoumous confessions, any idiot would reckognize his voice.

May your glass be ever full,
May the roof over your head be always strong,
And may you be in heaven
Half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.
 RedShirtArmy
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 RedShirtArmy
  Posted 16/05/2008 07:13:09 PM
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Hues listens and tries to pick out what the man was saying, though his accent was very thick and hard to understand.

"The Lord forgives all sins for those who truly repent, for a good shepherd will look after his sheep. Do 5 rosaries as penance. Is there anything else you wish to confess brother?"

 "On behalf of all the redshirts that fell before me, it makes me proud to say the following sentence... I'm the only one who brought a gun." - Robot Chicken
 Flan
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 Murphy Flannigan
 Flan
  Posted 27/05/2008 07:33:16 PM
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 "Nay, I jees felt it'ad been a gud spell since me las' spell o' tellin da lard me wurries. Well I sup'ose da bar ainta runnin iself, I be seein ya fadder," as he gets up and leaves the booth.

May your glass be ever full,
May the roof over your head be always strong,
And may you be in heaven
Half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

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